As I was examining the merchandise, one of the clerks yelled, “Oh no she di’nt.” I turned around to see where she was looking and my gaze was met by a massive ghetto booty in tight jeans. A few second later, another woman walked by and the girl yelled, “Whoa, that booty gonna drag her to the ground!” As this went on for several minutes, it was obvious that these girls had found the most worthwhile way to utilize down time at work. That trumps the time that we spent a good four hours coming up with celebrity alter-egos for the entire office and someone said that I was Kathy Griffin (RUDE) and I whined about it until he took it back.
After the complete massacre of every woman walking by was complete, I said, “Wow, I’m never walking past this place again.”
Clerk, “What do you mean?”
Miss Jill: “My body image isn’t good enough for that kind of slaughter.”
The clerk was confused and did not reply.
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