Big forehead, teen acne, thin hair: I have lost the genetic lottery more than once. My sister used to say as an insult, "You don't really look like the rest of us." However, the day of my revenge has come. Due to her parentage, you would assume that my niece, Baby G., would be attracted to either Shopaholic or a Calculus textbook (my sister has a prom do' and my brother-in-law is an actuary). However, you will observe that she is clamoring for the autobiography of Che. If I never have children, I will find solace in knowing that my character traits are floating around in everyone's DNA.
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When did I say you didn't look like the rest of us as a dis? You are inventing things to spice up your blog.(That was a call out Gold style.) PS Baby G was clutching something in her fist today. I unclenched her fingers and she was holding onto a rather unflattering photo of Che from the book.
ReplyDeleteGold calls people out for being racist, which is a public service. You not remembering something that you said 15 years ago does not make it untrue. I don't need to make stuff up to spice up my blog.
ReplyDeletekeep the family drama of the internet!!
ReplyDeleteLove this story.