Sunday, May 10, 2009
In Which Miss Jill Becomes Susceptible to Swine Flu
A few days ago I was walking down 34th Street and unfortunately, I was behind two very, very slow walkers. I sped up and went for the pass, and as I walked by them I was suddenly assaulted with a facefull of empty shells originating from the mouth of a slow walker. As is logical, I screamed. Then the girl wittily yelled, "That's what you get for being in the line of my fire."
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I thought 34th street was just supposed to be a magical street full of miracles.
ReplyDeleteMy life is changed now that I know I'm wrong.
NYC sounds like it's an adventure every day.
Gross!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha.. I guess it's Wagner family day for posting. That is so disgusting. You should have tripped her after that :)
ReplyDeleteIt's been three weeks since you posted. Did you get the swine flu and die?
ReplyDeleteaweful!! Such rude people out there. Glad you can handle it
ReplyDeleteUPDATE! i miss you.
ReplyDeleteHey where are you in NY? Do you live in the city? We're like 2 hours away!
ReplyDeleteMiss Jill, as a devotee of your blog I am beginning to worry that perhaps my laughing at the previous post was insensitive. You haven't posted anything since, leaving this reader to ponder whether you did, in fact, contract swine flu (or "the pig germ" as my daughter calls it). Please update readers and put us at ease. Where else am I going to get my daily chuckle if I can't count on you to post?
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
A friend of a friend