To: Miss Jill
Year: 2003
Re: lookin for love?
So how about you? How's your life been going? Are you dating anyone? 'Cause if you're not, I wanna set you up with somebody that I think would be perfect for you. He's president of (college club) & is one of the most sarcastic people I've ever met. The only thing wrong with him though is he gets really bad, smelly gas.... But maybe that's not such a bad thing. (depending on your preferences!) But let me know if ya want me to hook you up. :)
Love,
Well Intentioned Friend
Yes, I saved this email for six years. The best part of this potential set up was that I already knew this person, he was my arch nemesis and I called him "The Bad Pants Boy" because he always wore floods.
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I love that you had an arch nemesis.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha....this is amazing!! who wanted to set you up?
ReplyDeleteSo according to the email, your bad pants assessment was correct on more than one level.
ReplyDeleteI love that 6 years later I know exactly who that person is. Mr. B.K.C.
ReplyDeleteP.s. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW