In Which Miss Jill Lives With a Teenager and Likes It

This is my beloved roommate, the 19-year-old model. Among her many virtues is a keen self awareness. She was thinking about going blond and tested out the look by holding locks of my hair against her face. "I don't know if I should go through with this," she told me thoughtfully. "I already wear so much makeup that my hair color is the only thing standing between me and looking like a porn star."

The local Mormon church has a website called "Hire a Saint" on which people list their skills in hope that someone will have a need for their services. Example: Patty Smith, Skills: Babysitting, Scrapbooking and Crochet. One day the 19-year-old model asked me, "Do you think that I could list myself on 'Hire a Saint' as a trophy wife?"

As you can see, she is a perfect addition to my household.