In Which Miss Jill Is a Capitalist Sell-Out and Does A Giveaway Involving An Underage Model

Good morning everyone! My friend and I were talking last night about how we could enrich people’s lives by encouraging them to read my blog (a humanitarian service project, if you will). We noticed that mediocre, but popular blogs have one major thing in common-giveaways. After I saw a post about someone eating pancakes receive 300 comments, I knew that it was worth a try. I discuss this with you in the spirit of glasnost.* Here are the details:

How to Enter:

Become a public follower of my blog (look to the left of this where it says "follow"). I know that I write weird stuff, so I do not request that you leave comments.

Selection of the Winner:

In the spirit of a television game show, the 19-year-old model will don a skimpy outfit and choose a name out of a bowl.


The Prize Package Includes:

1. $20 Barnes and Noble Gift card
2. Autographed Photo of the 19-year-old model (NYOM)
3. Turkish Treat
4. Personalized drawing in which all of your dreams come true. Explanation of my magical powers can be found here. These are subject to my discretion-if you are 100 lbs overweight, I am not drawing you with a six-packed hottie (unless you are a Mormon man, because that isn’t totally unrealistic)
5. I Heart New York pencil
6. Autographed copy of the popular youtube Thanksgiving video, Turkey Killer. Click here to watch it. The demented Pilgrim at the start is a beloved sister in the Relief Society.


Ends:
THURSDAY


IF YOU ARE ALREADY A FOLLOWER, YOU ARE ENTERED. FEEL FREE TO CHEAT AND ENTER YOUR SPOUSE, SAHMs.

* A Soviet policy permitting open discussion of political and social issues and freer dissemination of news and information.