In Which Miss Jill Loses Her Chance For True Love

Tonight is the New York Mormon single adults speed dating activity. Unfortunately, I am in Boston for my cousin’s music recital and will be unable to attend. The nineteen-year-old model had a different excuse. I asked her if she were planning on going and she replied, “I can’t go until I’m at least 25. If I went now, everyone would get angry and ask why that pretty young b@#$h was there, stealing all their men.”