In Which Miss Jill Enters Her Name for Cannonization

I have an undiagnosed mental deficiency in which I obliviously leave things everywhere. More information on my inspiring fight against this disorder can be located here. I have to figure out the cure for this before I drive myself to insanity. On Friday, I took a bus to D.C. and when I got off, I was disoriented because I had just woken up. I ran out to retrieve my luggage and sped away with my friend Big B. After several minutes, I realized that I did not have my purse, which contained the following key items:

1. $40 cash
2. $89 MetroCard
3. Checkbook
4. Debit Card
5. Gift cards from my birthday
6. Temple Recommend (I’m not trying to be s.r. about this, but last time I had to wait more than an hour for the interview)
7. Drivers License (I would need I.D. to get any money from the bank)

This created a slight problem. It was pretty late so no one answered the phone at their office, so I calmly drew this picture, knowing that I have special powers. For new readers, my special power is that 90% of what I draw happens (the 10 percent occurred before I really figured out how to control the universe and some of it could still happen).



When we went to bed, I felt pretty good about things. I woke up and called the Lost and Found and they told me that I wouldn’t be able to get any information until 5 or 6 p.m.. I tried randomly calling other offices, but to no avail. A few hours later, a nice Vamoose employee named James called and told me that he had found my purse and that I could retrieve it in Maryland. Everything was still there.

Later that weekend I was commissioned to draw true love for several girls in the age range of 28-30-I truly believe that we should use our gifts to benefit humanity.
Another fun game I learned is to tie a ring onto dental floss and dangle it over your wrist to discover the number and gender of your unborn children. If it moves back and forth, you will have a boy, if it moves in a circle, you will have a girl. Sounds simple, but the first time we did it (two different test administrators), I had 3 children, then second time, I had 5 (which may be a strain for my decaying uterus). I will try it on a woman who already has kids and report back to you.

If you have any special needs, please leave a commment and I will draw you a picture.