My teenage brother, Baby Troy, was working on a packet called "Healthy Relationships" for his health class and he was presented with a scenario involving a girl who wanted to break up with a much older man. My mother looked over his shoulder and realized that Baby Troy had some sage advice for Martina:

Has this ever happened to anyone?
We weren't dating, but I once told a guy that we were only ever going to be "friends" over a text message. (This was totally unprovoked by him.)
ReplyDeleteI do not blame myself, however, for this bizarre behavior. I was just recently back from the mission, and you do all kinds of crazy crap in the de-warping phase.
I once had a guy try to break up with me over text message, but I didn't have texting ability on my phone at the time. After a week of acting strangely, he ended up leaving Homecoming with another girl, then texted her date with, "Please tell Alana I'm breaking up with her. Would you mind giving her a ride home? And Kristi says you two are over." It was a great night.
ReplyDeleteI think it is so funny he is 16 and you still call him Baby Troy. :-) I hope you are enjoying your visit to Chicago!
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS
ReplyDeleteyes, I've been broken up with over text message. it sucks. nice psot though :)
ReplyDeleteText message? haha that's great.
ReplyDeleteoh no. I am sorry you have to date in this day and age.
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