C-List Celebrity Sighting Number 4,152

I guess if I want lurkers to come out of the woodwork and comment, I have to write about controversial Mormon issues. But I think that enough people are doing that already, better than I could. Dumb stories are my calling in life. Yesterday my friend Stef from the previous story and I went to a Starbucks in Manhattan and the air conditioner was at about 35 degrees Fahrenheit. Stef got really cold and whispered, "I am going to go outside for a minute. Check your phone, I will text you about a celebrity sighting."

A few minutes later, I received a text that said:

"The girl with dark curly hair is the Pepsi girl! When she was little, w the dimples, remember?"

I googled, "Pepsi girl" and there she was:



When I was looking for this picture, I noticed that a lot of people think that she is scary in the same way that clowns are scary-one blogger opined that she was as scary as Black Swan.

Stef came back in and I said, "I'm not so sure about that." I discreetly angled my computer so that she could not see that her image was all over my screen and we tried to compare. Stef asserted that she was positive that it was her and as she has been a movie extra multiple times and dated someone from a cell phone commercial, I will trust her expert opinion. The biggest celebrity I have seen was from the Mormon temple movie.

We forgot about it until the Pepsi girl stood up, paused in front of our table to make out with a blond guy, and left. We lamented that she was not a bigger star, because that would have been a good photo to sell to the paparazzi.