Ok, so my long time readers know that everything that I draw happens. Some of you have me to thank for your significant other (who is not addicted to pornography-I make sure to specify that). Maybe some of you immigrated to the United States after I drew you in a plane. And mom, you know that I saved the family name through my artistry. Ok, I have made a few errors, but that usually happens when I go against my instinct and draw something unrealistic that someone wants.
This is probably bad, but I am gaining disciples. My friend had texted a guy and he didn't respond and she got really frustrated. Out of desperation, she drew a picture of him texting her on the current date. She waited and waited and eventually gave up hope. Then, he texted her at 11:50.
Ok this is a little inappropriate. You have been warned. I drew my friend with tons of money and at first it seemed to be working. He had some new job opportunities and thanked me. However, a few weeks later he called me and said that we needed to talk. He sounded distraught. A man at work approached him and offered to get him an apartment and pay all of his expenses if they could be together. The problem is that my friend is not gay. He said that right after it happened, he yelled, "This was Jill's fault!" Of course, this ended up in Human Resources.
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Oh the last part was just too funny but it's not going to stop me from trying it out soon *wonders what to draw*
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