Exhibit A:
DEAR THIEF!!!!
Thanks for steeling from my car, nothing better then finding that your space has been violated.
Keep the GPS and sell it if you are so desperate.
BUT I WANT MY I-POD BACK!!! It is sentimental (that means it means something to someone).
WHY would you steal something that is 5 years old anyway???
YOU TOOL
Return the stolen merchandise before the police find you!!!
THERE ARE MANY EYES WATCHING IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. YOUR TIME WILL COME.
Leave my I-pod in front of building number 53. THANKS!
PS: Hope the bottle of water you took was refreshing.
YOU TOOL.
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Unfortunately this reminds me of something I have actually done. Late one night two years ago, my phone was stolen. (Somehow the clever thief managed to get into my unlocked car parked on a main road in front of my house and pluck my cell phone from its waiting place in the cup holder.) In humiliated revenge, I left something like the following message remotely on my cell's answering machine: "Dear thief: I hope you are happy with your new spoils, and with the fact that you are a very, very bad person. If you ever feel like going through your life and making amends, you know where I live." That got him. I'm sure of it.
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